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Chemical analysis of a social being-Politician  


Symbol-Chair


Atomic wt-very heavy due to heavy diet of public money


Existence-They are extremely active, so they cannot be found in free forms. They are mostly found in the molecular form(in a political group)


Physical specialities-


Physical state- At the time of election, the state is liquid but after winning the state is solid.


Colour- They change their colour according to political season.


Smell- From outer surface, the smell coming is just like nation-oriented one.


Combining Capacity- These can combine with any political party in power.


Melting point-They easily melt at the bribe scheme. It means they have very low melting point.


Boiling point- When being opposed, they boil immediately. Therefore, boiling point is also very low.


Chemical nature-


Reaction with water- They throw water on the hopes of the public.


Effect of heat- While, being defeated in elections, they work as a volcano for the opposition party.


Reaction with public problems- They repel the public problems.


Have great affinity for chair, react vigorously with opposition.


Explosiveness- At the time of giving a speech on the loudspeaker the condition of explosion starts prevailing.


Usually decolourizes with the news of defeat in the election's titrations.


Usefullness- (i) Show no reaction with eggs and tomatoes


(ii) For brother, niece, nephew they are a powerful medicine or cure.


(iii) They are fully involved in building or destructing a nation.


Conclusion-They have a very simple structure from outside and an extremely complex structure from inside. Therefore, scientists are still researching on this element.


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