Laloo Prasad Yadav died.
Rabri Devi (his wife) was very worried whether Laloo would be able to make it to heaven,
so she decided to try & contact his spirit by having a séance. (Black magic used to contact the dead).
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits,
Laloo's voice was heard answering,
"Helloooooooo Rabri, this is meeee..."
"Oh dear Lalooji," she answered.
"I just need to know if you're happy there in your after-life. What's it like there?"
"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,"
Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected .... And, above all, there is no scam!
And the only thing we do, all day long is eat and sleep, eat and
sleep, over and over."
"Thank God, you reached heaven," his Rabri cried, wiping some tears.
"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm reborn..... I'm a buffalo inSwitzerland." 
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