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![[Post New]](/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 23 Mar 2007 21:48:22 IST
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THIRD ONE
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy..he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
......Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
......Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
"Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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