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HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?







Put about 100 bricks in some



Particular order in a closed



Room with an



Open window.




 



 




 




Then send 2 or 3 candidates in



The room and close the door.




 




 




 




Leave them alone and come back



After 6 hours and then analyze



The situation.






























If they are counting the



Bricks.



Put them in the accounts



Department.




 



 




 




 




If they are recounting them..



Put them in auditing.






























If they have messed up the



Whole place with the bricks.



Put them in engineering.




 




 








If they are arranging the



Bricks in some strange order.



Put them in planning.




 



 




 




 




 




 




If they are throwing the



Bricks at each other.




Put them in operations .






















 




 



If they are sleeping.



Put them in security.






















 




 



If they have broken the bricks



Into pieces.



Put them in information



Technology.


























If they are sitting idle.



Put them in human resources.




 



 




 




 




 




 




If they say they have tried



Different combinations, yet




Not a brick has



Been moved. Put them in sales.






















 




 



If they have already left for



The day.



Put them in marketing.


























If they are staring out of the



Window.



Put them on strategic



Planning.




 



 




 




 




 




 




And then last but not least.



If they are talking to each




Other and not a single brick



Has been




Moved.




 




 




 




 




 




 




 




Congratulate them and put them



In top management.




 




 




 




 




 




 




 




 




 



 



 



 



 



 


 




 





 




 



 



 



 

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