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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock
Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the
Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go
get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having
waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a
ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same
street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a
thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the
thousand and says"I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go
get a ladder."

********DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat. But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. Hemet Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta SinghWhat the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*

seems like ppl here r not all that interested in JOKES........
sorry 4 the bad idea

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