Boy 2 God:Give me a pocket full of money,A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled& He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.
A man enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?The man replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
A man on an interview for the post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Man : Thank you sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating. ......