Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he
gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake
him up when the station arrived.This guy was a barber, and he
felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,
when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his
beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,and
he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly
sreamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken
up someone else"
* * * * * *
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and
started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,
"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,otherwise I would have
been missing too."
* * * * * *
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both> parents are Sikh?" " Aah,
Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on
the Earth now is a Chinese."
* * * * * *
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer
Space.The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!"
(its the barking sound)"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!"
"Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
* * * * * *
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to
get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed
to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see
friend banta Singh.he met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats
in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh !
What the heck's goin'on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my
ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah,>but you've got a
driver.*"
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