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Siddhartha Gupta (134)

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What a coincidence? Go through this.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860

John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960

Both wives lost children while living in the white house

Both presidents were shot on a Friday

Both presidents were shot in the head

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by southerners

Both were succeeded by southerners

Both successors were named Johnson

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names

Both names are comprised of fifteen letters

Lincoln was shot at the theater named Kennedy

Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln

Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials

AND HERE'S THE KICKER

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe

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