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1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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last but not least
10.What is height of repayment
A. giving me salutes


adversities cause some men to break other to break records............i m of the other type....... :-)
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