Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"
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A father and son went deep-sea fishing. Out at sea, the father sees his son drilling a hole in the boat, when
asked what he was doing, the son replied, "there's water coming into the boat, so I made a another hole
for it to escape."

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During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn?t work under zero gravity conditions.
To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen
would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero
conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man. The Russians used a pencil.
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Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh
blood."
The other bat is amazed and says, "Well, it?s a bit late. Daylight is almost here, and we can't be exposed to
any light - you know we'll die." "Yeah, I know," says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with blood dripping from his mouth.
"You lucky thing. Where'd you find blood that quick?" asked the second bat.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbled the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I didn't."

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One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang
and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"

"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?" "They called back!"

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for
 a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could
 not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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 Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

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 Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisee machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tilian test karke laya hu.

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 Sardar found answer to most difficult question questioned ever What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

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 A TWO seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today....... .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.

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 Sardar runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Sardar : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !

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