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1)Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New Delhi to New York.
The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he
politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is
easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't
know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring
there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the
game.

The American asks the first question: "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"
!
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his
wallet,pulls out a $ 5.00 bill, and hands it to the
American.

"Okay," says the American, "your turn".

Sardarji asks,"What goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four legs?"

The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer &
searches all his preferences. .......no answer.

He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and
the Library of Congress... no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him
$500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some
more sleep.

The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs
the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his
purse,hands the American
$5, and goes back to sleep.

............ . And you thought Sardars have no brain!

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