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Q.why dogs dont marry?  A.because they r already leading a dogs life!  *********************************** teacher:pappu,"TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA "shloka ka kya arth hai? pappu:tum so jayo maa,mein jyothi ke pass ja raha hoon *************************************** santa went out to buy an indian flag.the shop owner gave him the flag. guess what did he ask next....... ismein our colour dhikayiye **************************************** santa went to a battery shop n asked to change battery the shopkeeper asked:exide laga dhu? santa:dusri side tere bap lagayega kya? ************************************** banta:marthe waqt aadmi ko kya dhena? santa:birla cement banta:kyun? santa:kyonki is cement mein jaan hai. *********************************** banta ek sadu se bola"baba.mere biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. sadhu:beta upay hota to mein sadhu kyo bantha? ************************************ frog:tumhare pass dimag nahi hai santa:hai frog:nahi hai santa:hai frog:nahin hai & jumps into the well santa:isme suicide karne wali kya bat thi? ******************************** santa & banta got tired of mobile & decided to use pegions. one day a pegion reaches banta without message.angry banta calls santa! santa:oye!this was a missed call. ************************************* Q.name the three fastest means of communication. A.telephone,television,tell-a-woman  ********************************* Q.why was santa writing the exam at the door? A.because it was an entrance exam.  *********************************** what's ford? santa:gaadi what"s oxford? santa:so simple,beilgaadi *********************************** santa:do u know that everytime i breathe,a man dies. banta:why don't u use a mouth wash? ******************************* santa:i am a proud father.my son is in medical college. banta:what is he studying? santa:he is not studying.they r studying him. *******************************
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