these jokes are just to entertain you when you are feeling sad and discontented.

 

 

how do you make a sardar laugh on saturday?

tell him a joke on wednesday.!!!

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Father - thank u very much,doctor. you saved my son

doctor - it was god who saved your son

father - ok, bye.

doctor - what about my fees?

father - i will money order it to god!!!!
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Teacher - can anyone of you tell which famous incident took place in 1869?

raju- sir, gandhiji was born.

teacher - very good. now can anyone tell what famous incident occured in 1872?

raju - i can, sir. gandhiji was three tears old!!!!!

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 ek admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.

admi popat ko ghar le gaya.

pinjre mein rakha, khana diya.

popat jaag k bola ailaa.... jail?

wo driver mar gaya kya?

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One child has never seen his hips.



one day that child had not done his homework so her teacher beat him on his hips with a stick.



when he reached his home he saw his hips in the mirror and said

"sali ne maar maar ke,do tukde kar diye"

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There was one sardar who was now and then insulted by his family members for being a gadha(stupid).



humiliated, he ran away to usa.



us mein, jab sardar airport se bahar nikla to usne ek taxi mangaai.

taxi driver ne usse poocha- sardarji, kahan jaoge?

sardar- koi dhaba le chal yaar!

driver- sardarji aap gadhe ho kya?

s- haan yaar! tainu kaise pata?

d- vo to apna style hai, par sardarji main aapko hoshiyaar bana sakta hoon.

s- kaise?

d- achcha batao-?mere baap ka ek hi beta, batao kaun?



s- aap hi batao..

d- o sardarji! main, aur kaun?

s- tussi to genius ho!

d- thankyou, par aap ab punjab jao aur logon se ye poochho.



sardar comes back to india, gathers whole punjab, media and lot many people. on the mike he asks-



mere baap da ek hi puttar, bata kaun?



whole punjab thinks and then give up.

audience- sardarji, tussi us return ho, aur bade hoshiyaar. aap hi apne sawaal d jawaab do!



sardar laughs wildly and says-

"wo america me taxi chalata hai"



:):)

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Raabert: boss mere judwaa bachche huye hain bataiye inka naam kya rakkho

ajit: pehle ka naam rakho peter

raabert: aur doosre ka naam kya rakho boss ?

ajit: aur doosre ka naam rakho repeter.

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1. should women have children after 35?

no, 35 children are more than enough!



2. no one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.



3. living on earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the sun.



4. your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.



5. alcohol kills slowly. so what? who is in a hurry?



6. work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!



7. god made relatives; thank god, we can choose our friends!



8. can you do anything that other people can?t? sure, i can read my handwriting!



10. a drunk was hauled into court. "mister," the judge began,"you?ve been brought here for drinking." "great," the drunk exclaimed,"when do we get started?"


14. when a wife was asked,"what book do you like best?" she answers:"my husband?s cheque book."



16. waiter: would you like your coffee black?

customer: what other colours do you have?



17. my father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.



18. teacher: now children, if i saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would i be showing?

student: brotherly love!



19. teacher: now, sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

sam : no, sir, i don?t have to, my mom is a good cook.



20. dad: son, what do you want for your birthday?

son : not much, dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!