MATHEMATICIANS LOVELETTER
My Dear Love,
Yesterday,I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane.There I saw u with ur cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in ur triangular garden.Before seeing u my heart was a null set,but when a vector of magnitude from ur eyes at a deviation of 'theta' radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated
Mylove for u is a quadratic equation with real roots,which only u can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for u extends to infinty.I promise that I should not resolve u into partial fractions but if I do so,u can integrate me by applying the limits from 0 to infinity.U are as essential to me as an element of a set.The geometry of my life revolves around ur acute personality.
My love,if u do not meet at the parabola restaurant on date 15 on sunset,when thesun is making an angle 120 degrees,my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from ur higher order derivatives of maxima & minima,of an unknown function.
Urs ever loving,
RAMANUJAN