INTERVIEW
Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript:
Officer: Mr. Santa, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
Santa: Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O: Above
Santa: Below
O: Front
Santa: Back
O: Left
Santa: Right
O: Male
Santa: Female
O: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
Santa: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O: Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
Santa: Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Santa also spells it)
O: U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
Santa: P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Santa also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.
O: Get out
Santa: Come in.
O: Quiet please.
Santa: Talk please.
O: You are rejected.
Santa: I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa got his job.
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