1. Quitters never win, Winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit trying are idiots

2. You tried and you failed ? so the lesson learned is never try

3. Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man

4. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

5. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy

6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

7. Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so, why practice

8. Today is not your day, tomorrow doesn?t look good either

9. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.

10. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

11. if you fail the first time, don't be a fool and try again

12. if you fail the first time, cheat and if you get caught lie

13. if you fail the first time, maybe failure is your thing

14. Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane

15. Of all the things that I have lost in life, I miss my mind the most

16. I don?t suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

17. What good can come from a day that starts with getting up

18. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse

19. Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiot s chase them

20. Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far,

it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame

you for walking out early

21. Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all

22. Sometimes I wonder what am I fighting for?. I win some battles but I ALWAYS lose the war?.

23. Remember things are never so bad that they can't get worse

24. The harder you try, the dumber you look

25. The first step to failure is trying

26. Some people are alive because it is illegal to kill them

27. If it is not my problem, it is not a problem

28. The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit

29. Behind every good man is a bad man who will take credit for his work

30. Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

31. I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine

running around doing exercises

32. If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.

33. I like work? it fascinates me? I could sit down and watch it for hours.

34. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

35. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly

important

36. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

37. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

38. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves

39. I work for money, if you want loyalty get a dog

40. Some people are willing to work and some are willing to let them

41. I will never put off until tomorrow what can be put off forever

42. There is no hope here? no hope there? no hope anywhere

43. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking

44. Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

45. It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and

remove all doubt

By VIJAY SONI