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Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal SirOfficer : Your Father's Name ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal SirOfficer : Your Native PlaceCandidate : M P. SirOfficer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal SirOfficer : What Is Your Qualification?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : (Angrily) What Is It ?Candidate : Metric PassOfficer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. SirOfficer : And What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Money Problem SirOfficer : Describe Your PersonalityCandidate : M P. SirOfficer : Explain Yourself ClearlyCandidate : Magnanimous Personality Si
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1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you, someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique, in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you,
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hav some laughter wid shero shayri......... Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna JAIPUR me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aad
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CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????LETS SEE...............Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?????????Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI????????Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.???why ?? why ?? :-????Tendulkar is an openerQ. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.Which movie did he really want to see???????Dil Chhata Hai!7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi??Socho socho???????aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India?????Socho.
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder toask him aquestion. The driver screamed, lost control of thecar, nearly hita bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimetersfrom a shopwindow.For a second everything went quiet in the cab, thenthe driversaid, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scaredthe daylightsout of me!"The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realizethat a littletap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really yourfault. Today is myfirst day as a cab driver - I've been driving a vancarrying deadbodies for the last 25 years."
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Insaano ke kandho par insaan jaa rahe the,Kafno mein lipte kuch armaan jaa rahe the,Jinhe mili bewafai mohabbat mein,Wafa ki talaash mein wo shamshaan jaa rahe the..!!Anjaane mein dil gawa baithe,Is pyar mein kaise dhoka kha baithe,Unse kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,Jo bina dilwalo se dil laga baithe..!!Waade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hai,Zakhm muft aur dard tohfe mein bhijwaye hai,Isse badkar wafadari ki misaal kya hogi,Maut se pehle wo kafan lekar aaye hai..!!Karo duaa tum khuda se,Ke hum pe bhi barse,Baarish na sahi par kam se kam,Thandi hawaon ke liye koi na tarse..!!In Aankho Ko Samjhaye Koi,Na Dil Ka Haal Bataye jaate hai,K Aksar Marham Lagane Wale,Hi Z
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Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover,asked:Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really likeyou.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how canyou say you like me? How can you say you love me?Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can provethat I loveU.Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. Myfriend s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you! Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,because you are loving,because you arethoughtful,because of your smile, because of your every movements.The lady felt very satisf
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Girl: I'm always here for you> >Boy: I know> >Girl: What's wrong?> >Boy: I like her so much> >Girl: Talk to her> >Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me> >Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.> >Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.> >Girl: Then tell her.> >Boy: She won't like me> >Girl: How do you know that?> >Boy: I can just tell.> >Girl: Well just tell her.> >Boy: What should I say> >Girl: Tell her how much you like her> >Boy: I tell her that daily.> >Girl: what do you mean?> >Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.> >Girl: I know how you feel. I have t
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once there was a sparrow who love is in with a rose.she perposed the white rose but rose reply that when he will turns red he will also fell in love with the sparrow,sparrow tore her body and slowly spread her blood on the flower.now the flower turns red and fell in love with sparrow. but sparrow is no more THATS LOVE
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Last night you and your best friend had a fight.You decide not to talk to her the next day.She smiles at you.You grind your teeth at her.She tells her friends nice things about you.You spread bad rumors about her.She tries to come and talk to you.But you push her aside.She thinks you are a great friend.You think she is a terrible friend.She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared together. You write about all the bad times you can remember experiencing together.Deep down you know she's sorry.But all you have is hate.The next day you find a note. It reads:Dear -------------,I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak,I tr
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Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.Theodore N. Vail The individual who know the score about life sees difficulties as opportunities.Norman Vincent Peale There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.Phyllis Bottome You can't fly a kite unless you go against the wind and have a weight to keep it from turning a somersault. The same with man. No man will succeed unless he is ready to face and overcome difficulties and is prepared to assume responsibilities.William J.H. Boetcker The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for
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submitted by gr8kartekay (278 m) on 10 Apr 2007 16:44:39 IST (1 comments 133 views)
What is the difference between men and women?*1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Asuccessful woman is one who can find such a man.*******2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehowdeteriorate during the night.*******3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2item that she doesn't want.*******4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A manmarries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.*******5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before andafter marriage.*******6. A woman worries about the future until she gets
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He met her on a party.She ws outstanding,mny guys aftr her,while,nobdy paid atention 2him.bt he invitd her2have coffee wid him,she was surprised,bt due2being polite,she came.They sat in a nice coffe shop,he ws2nervos 2 say anythin,she felt uncmfrtbl,n ws abt2go home..sudenly he askd d waiter."plz gv me some salt I'd lik2putit in my coffe."Evrybdy stared at him,His face turned red,bt stil,he put d salt d coffee n drank.She askd him curiously;why u hv done this?He replid:"whn I ws a litl boy,I livd near d sea,I lik playin in d sea,I cld feel d taste of the sea,just lik d taste of d salty coffee.Nw evrytim I hv d salty coffe,I alwys think of my childhod,hometown,parent
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the sa
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Gali se ek ladki gujra karti thiUske chehre par nakab hua karta thaPhir bhi us par ek ladka marta thaShyad vo use dilo jan se chahata thaWoh use baar baar kehta ?Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do?.Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhayaKai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aayaLadki kuch pareshan se rehne lagiKisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.Padosiyon ne kaha ? Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye?.Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchayaLadki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagiTabhi kabar se ek aaw
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12/9/06 Do read this letter carefully and see how creative it is.Read this "Hate Letter". It is so funny and creative.This is a love letterfrom a boy to a girl....However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop theirrelationship. ...and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knowsthat the girl's father will definitely read this letter......you read this letter and then the message after it"The great love that I have for youis gone, and I find my dislike for yougrows every day. When I see you,I do not even like your face;the one thing that I want to do is tolook at other girls. I never wanted tomarry you. Our last conversationwas very boring a
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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle cl
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Pappu Pass Ho Gaya*****************TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !*****************TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : PAPPU!*****************TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongPAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!*****************TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".PAPPU : I is...TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."PAPPU : All right... "I am the ni
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