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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, theirhandsexplode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however, one exception.A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different."Because I am not an American." replied Gita."Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asksGitawhy she is an Indian."Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian t
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet." Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman."Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?""There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady**********MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !
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Man & wife catch a thief.Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena,bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to kehnapyaari behna... tum sada kush rehna.A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident andcries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel mylegs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cutoff both of your arms."Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile
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Lets relax for some time, before again plunging into the studies..........How many of you believe in god?here is a very interesting converation between two friends......though it does not reach any conclusion.........the conversation is interesting......it is a true conversation.........please dont ask who are they......a bit lengthy conversation...but very interesting..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Person01: what is the name of that animal? Person02: heavan knows!! Person01: do u have faith in god??? scale to 100 &n
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submitted by karthik_abiram (1123 m) on 31 Mar 2007 13:07:34 IST (17 comments 423 views)
Laughter is an instant vacation"--Merlin Berke************ ***Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday************ ***Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have?************ ***Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!************ ***Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.************ ***Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Cal
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Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.(Most importantly the last sentence.)"There once was a little boy who had a badtemper. His Father gave him a bag of nailsAnd told him that every time he lost histemper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy haddriven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered dailygradually dwindled down. He discoveredit was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.Finally the day came when the boy didn'tlose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that theboy now pu
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Math's Teacher: AMIT, If you have 12 chocolates and youGive 5 to Priya,3 to Anita and4 to KavithaThen what will u get????AMIT: 3 NewGirlfriends Mam!!!
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One night a guy & a girl weredriving home from the movies.The boy sensed there wassomething wrong because of thepainful silence they sharedbetween them that night.The girl then asked the boy to pullover because she wanted to talk.She told him that herfeelings had changed & that it was time to move on.A silent tear slid down his cheek as heslowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding downthat very same street.He swerved right into them, the boy died.Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, shepulled it out & read it."Without your love, I would die."
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26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO GIRL FRIENDS1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.6. A dog`s parents never visit.7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.10. Dogs seldom outlive you.11. Dogs can`t talk.12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours
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My GIRL FRIEND dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.************My GIRL FRIEND and I were happy for 16 years. Then we met .************A good GIRL FRIEND always forgives her BOY FRIEND when she's wrong.************I bought my GIRL FRIEND a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."I asked her, "Where's the car?"She replied, "In the lake."************The secret of a happy RELATIONSHIP remains a secret.************I haven't spoken to my GIRL FRIEND in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.************My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.So I got mys
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Ravan: devi bhiksha deLady: yeh lo swamiRavan: rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de doSo she crosses the line...Ravan: HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi... Ravan hoon !!Lady: main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...Girl: Slow down. Im scared.Guy: No this is fun.Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!Guy: Then tell me you love me.Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.Girl hugs himGuy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last
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Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:********% just a friend %Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"Shilpa: "None of
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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?Kid said, "No, papa beats me."Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do...
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CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogitaCRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogitaTABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe Le takaatak de takaatakLAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par Le tada tad, de tada tadLIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golakTIE : Kanth LangotiMATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan PetiTRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak JhandaaTEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) BootiTRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path GaaminiALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya PatrRAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak YantraRAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak PattikaRAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamin
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Thought 1 #When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do women want to be liberated from? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------Thought 2 #The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;and at the end, the mourners wondering too.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------Thought 3 #A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If youtake one more step, a brick will fall down on your
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GIRL'S DIARY?I asked him what was wrong - he said, ?Nothing.? I asked him if it was myfault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not toworry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiledand kept driving. I can?t explain his behavior; I don?t know why he didn?tsay, ?I love you too.?When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing todo with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distantand absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed.About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take itanymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallenasleep.
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After the shameful defeat of Team India,the team members were not able to show their faces to people and theychose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel roomand still not be able to go out shopping. So he disguises himselfas a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel whogreets him "Hi Dravid!"Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up asamuslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet the same woman greetshim "Hi Dravid!".Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make upof a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain, the same
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Ek baar ek larka interview dene jata hai.Interview lene wala us ko question puchta hai " Tumhari sabse bari shakti kya hai?"Larka "Meri girl friend"Interview lene wala phir puchta hai " Acha tumhari sabse bari kamzori kya hai?"Larka "Dusro ki girl friends"
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