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You may need a Pen and Paper Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them? 1. The telephone is ringing!2. The baby is crying! 3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing! In which sequence would you solve these problems?
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FRIENDS.......! DON'T EAT MENTOS WHILE drinking COCA COLA . Be careful Last week a little boy died in Brazil after eating MENTOS and drinking COCA COLA together. One year before the same accident happened with another boy in Brazil . Please check the experiment that has been done by mixing Coca Cola with MENTOS??.. Be careful with your Coke .
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 2 May 2007 00:05:38 IST (0 comments 54 views)
HI FRIENDS READ THESE SLOGANS great slogans# Sign on a railway station at Patna:Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother!# Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relativeMore the success, more the relatives.# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:we need your heads to run our business.# A traffic slogan:Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....#THE BEST ONE:Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizationsIt's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and g
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 1 May 2007 23:19:02 IST (2 comments 46 views)
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer.Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? * "So, which platform are you working on?"
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submitted by shobhita (196 m) on 1 May 2007 23:28:56 IST (0 comments 55 views)
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Mother:
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1265 m) on 1 May 2007 19:59:16 IST (4 comments 117 views)
Ek Cheenti One Cheenti (ant) knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ... "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the
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Cool Ads These are 7 pictures of (European) semi-trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back.The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, as if it is coming out the side of the trailer. The second is of canvas tote bag. The third is of Pepsi cases and they are all stacked on the ceiling, and the bottom of the trailer is empty.The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards. The fifth one is of an aquarium w
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submitted by sunayana_kushwaha (140 m) on 1 May 2007 17:35:40 IST (3 comments 110 views)
Best answer by B.E students during viva..............This is best answer by B.E students during viva. >---------------------> This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's (EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care to smile at the past? **************************************************************************************************************Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C.as compared to D.C. ?Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.*************************************
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This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field.HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?HUSBAND: Hard disk full.WIFE: Have you brought the saree?HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary?HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.WIFE: You are useless!HUSBAND: By default.WIFE: Who was there with y
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 1 May 2007 12:20:42 IST (4 comments 121 views)
" so you wont listen anyways since you have opened it read on further""PS: its non academic and not funny"The Brick!!! Read It. THE BRICK A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up ag
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submitted by sunayana_kushwaha (140 m) on 1 May 2007 13:49:24 IST (5 comments 160 views)
HEY TOO BAD...NO PITY! Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .The barman says "Yes, thats them."So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"....Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and onebicycle repairman."........................The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!......" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worryabout the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 1 May 2007 11:17:48 IST (2 comments 114 views)
CIC asks IIT to disclose cut-offUmesh Kumar Singh[30 Apr, 2007 l 2010 hrs ISTlINDIATIMES NEWS NETWORK] NEW DELHI: The Central Information Commission has directed IIT Kharagpur, which conducts the joint entrance exam for the engineering courses, to furnish all the details regarding cut-off marks and the procedure to reach to the cut-offs, the model answer sheet and so on by May 15 to a candidate, Eklavya's parents. The Information Commissioner has mentioned in the direction the judgement of the Delhi High Court, which upheld the judgement of the CIC in the UPSC exams case. The Commissioner asserted that now in the matter of exams there is no ambiguity, and the
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submitted by Admin (1074 m) on 1 May 2007 04:15:00 IST (6 comments 634 views)
NOT EVERYONE IS SO LUCKY! From mid day Mumbai today Like you, this man too, had a dream. Like you, he too pushed his way into the crowded train Like you, he too wanted to get going before he got delayed Unlike you, he slipped and fell in the gap between the train and the platform at Kandivli station. And eight bogies went over him Find out what happened to this man on The man obviously has a guardian angel and supportive bystanders who told him exactly what he shouldn't do - move. And so, the man lay absolutely still as eight bogies of t
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submitted by INDIAN_ARMY19890 (1265 m) on 28 Apr 2007 14:18:07 IST (4 comments 155 views)
HI FRIENDS CHECK THIS OUT Check this .. really kool :: jsut raed tihs........ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azmanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Ceehrs
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 1 May 2007 00:15:00 IST (4 comments 102 views)
Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't youtry again.3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??Answer:-
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submitted by gundadude (0 m) on 28 Apr 2007 14:30:06 IST (6 comments 167 views)
HI FIENDS..CHECK THIS OUT ..THIS WAS A TRUE APPLICATION FORM ISSUED ONCE ......LONG AGO IN SOME PLACE Driving Licence Form---Apply It . DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: If you dot knows, please copy from another applikason phorom. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Check karetbox) 2. First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Checkkaret box)
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submitted by raghuram369 (60 m) on 1 May 2007 00:22:55 IST (0 comments 63 views)
