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How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a second year subject. How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the rest of the class copies the report. How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?"Will this question be in the final examination?" How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier. How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard. How many computer engineers does it take to change
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submitted by chimanshu_007 (11407 m) on 25 Mar 2007 12:22:53 IST (15 comments 515 views)
TWELVE signs you LOVE someoneTWELVE:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.ELEVEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.NINE:You smile when you hear their voice.EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.SIX:They're all you think about.FIVE:You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.TWO:You were so busy thinking a
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submitted by smart_amit101 (356 m) on 7 Jul 2008 11:04:27 IST (8 comments 312 views)
I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love." This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds. This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love ... They try to posses it, they demand, they expect ... And ju
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submitted by sushu (147 m) on 17 Mar 2007 10:02:59 IST (11 comments 475 views)
Success and failure Dear Friends, Please go through this link. A very nice and inspirational presentation. What makes it success and failure, What is the difference in winner's and looser's efforts?http://www.212movie.com/
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submitted by Pitchu (74 m) on 13 Mar 2007 11:19:08 IST (3 comments 243 views)
Cartoon Laws of Physics ------------------------------------- Cartoon Law I=============Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of itssituation.Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loitersin midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. Atthis point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takesover.Cartoon Law II==============Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matterintervenes suddenly.Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, car
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submitted by ayush007 (294 m) on 12 Mar 2007 10:40:04 IST (3 comments 363 views)
Note: This is just for FYI only, Please Don't try this. This is true and if you do this then your network based applications will not work. The Year 2038 Problem Test it now. steps... 1. login to yahoo messenger 2. send instant message to anyone - fine its working... 3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above 4. Confirm weather ur date is changed 5. again send instant message to anyone... Your YM crahes.... * * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * * Why..... What is it? * * Starting at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038, It is expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking magnificently: satellites
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submitted by arvind1990 (305 m) on 11 Mar 2007 22:45:43 IST (33 comments 1417 views)
Snacks of Humor [1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college, but don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!*******[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)*******[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic then why not a software engineer become a software?******* [4] Find keys in a Key board but do not expect a mother in mother board.*******[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies but don't expect
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submitted by coolriya (482 m) on 13 Apr 2008 20:38:49 IST (0 comments 136 views)
ITS 1st week of the month. Got Salary :)(scroll down for the picture )Cool ... ! Now will see what is on end of the month .... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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submitted by coolriya (482 m) on 8 Apr 2008 11:53:38 IST (7 comments 167 views)
A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says
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submitted by chimanshu_007 (11407 m) on 13 Apr 2007 16:41:17 IST (1 comments 319 views)
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.' HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS: A person sending email to himself HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain. HEIGHT OF BROWSING: U r swimming in the
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submitted by coolriya (482 m) on 17 Mar 2008 14:58:09 IST (3 comments 167 views)
Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your namemeans. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (ItsTRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!)PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.======================================================================A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.D You have trouble trusting people.E You are a very exciting person.F Everyone loves you.G You have excellent ways of viewing people.H You are not judgmental.I You are always smiling and
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submitted by Jyothi (757 m) on 14 Apr 2007 16:22:47 IST (49 comments 1350 views)
Male of Female... A TestMale OR Female.... A Testmale or female... Quick Eye Exam This will blow your mind...!Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!Try this its actually quite good.But don't cheat! Count the number of F's in the following text in15 seconds:FINISHED FILES ARE THERESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFICSTUDY COMBINED WITH THEEXPERIENCE OF YEARSManaged it?Scroll down only after you have counted them! OK?How many?Three? (You r definitely male!!!)Wrong, there are six - no joke!Read again!FINISHED FILES ARE THERESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFICSTUDY COMBINED WITH THEEXPERIENCE OF YEARSThe reasoning is further down...The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF". Incredibl
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submitted by kislay (1118 m) on 8 Aug 2007 07:30:40 IST (21 comments 686 views)
once there was a teacher who was in a philosophy class.he said......."has anyone seen God........."there was no reply then he said "has anyone felt Him....."no reply..........then he said..."has anyone heard Him............."no reply.....so he concluded "then He does not exist"but this was unacceptable.......at that time a student stood up and asked the teacher to grant him permission to ask some questions to his fellow classmates..........he was granted permission.......he said......."has anyone seen our teachers brain........" there was no reply then he said "has anyone felt it....." no reply.......... then he said..."has anyone heard it........
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submitted by coolriya (482 m) on 3 Feb 2008 19:52:45 IST (3 comments 134 views)
What ??? didn't find them here................ How could you hope for that............?friend! Listen IITJEE is the most strict exam in India.............. It is only the exam we can trust for nonpartial conductance, result and counselling.......... It is the most safest exam in India.......... IIT is one of most prestgious university in the world....... It ranks 3rd in world's top technical insititutes and 57th in top universities of the world....... read more about IIT's Indian Institutes of Technology source: wikipedia Location of IITs The Indian Institutes of T
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submitted by lokeshsardana (685 m) on 2 Dec 2007 15:29:55 IST (28 comments 3162 views)
These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong. try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry" Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son. And I'm only plucking pleasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes. She sells sea shells on the sea shore ! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?Si
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submitted by coolriya (482 m) on 15 Dec 2007 13:54:44 IST (4 comments 174 views)
MATHEMATICIAN LOVE LETTER My dear love , Yesterday , I was passing by your rectangular house in trignometric lane .There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your trignometric garden .before seeing you my heart was a null set ,but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a devation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart ,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadrtic equations with real roots ,which only you can solve by making good binary relations with me.the cosine of my love for you extended to infinity.I promise that i should not resolve you into the partial fraction but
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submitted by heman (19 m) on 23 Sep 2007 00:08:06 IST (6 comments 200 views)
HI GUYS this is shubham again trying to bring millions of smile in your cute faces. take a look at this poem which is specially written for prakhar padaaa(born) padaaa hua to maa ki jagah mila INCUBATOR samne thi DOCTOR idhar udhar SISTER hatho main liya THERMOMETER, har jagah tar hi tar ghar main BABYSITER, school main MASTER class mainMONITOR, dost bana PETER subah aaya TUTOR , sham ko aaya VISITOR dekha to THEATRE, suno to TRANSISTOR garmi main REFRIGERATOR, sardi main HEATER pani ke liye MOTOR ,to bijli ke liye METER khane ko BUTTER, to pina ko WATER ghumne ko SCOOTER, to pehnna ko SWEATER kheto main TRACTOR, filmo main ACTOR hote
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submitted by shubham_sachdeva (1901 m) on 20 Mar 2007 13:59:11 IST (13 comments 333 views)
LOVE LETTER BY A MATHEMATICIANDe-Morgan's Law,Binomial Avenue,United States of Matrices.My Dear Love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometriclane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose andspherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you myheart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from youreyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only youcan solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my lovefor you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
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submitted by arvind1990 (305 m) on 20 Mar 2007 09:45:08 IST (26 comments 790 views)
