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Topic : ....MUSHARRAF...
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Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country andon being toldthatthere was a fortune in horse racing, decided topurchase one and enter it in the races.However at the local auction, the going price for ahorse was far toohigh. and he ended up buying a donkey instead.He figured that since he had the donkey he might aswell go ahead andenter it in the races.To his surprise, the donkey came in third!The next day the local paper headlinedMUSHARRAF'S ASS SHOWS.Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that heentered it in therace again, and this time it won.The paper read:MUSHARRAF'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.His wife was so upset with this kind of publicitythat she order
Topic : SADDAM HUSSAIN
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Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom toinvade next when his telephone rang."Hallo Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said. "This isGurmukh from Banga, District Hoshiarpur. I am ringing to informyou that we are officially declaring war on you!""Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news!How bigis your army?""Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "thereismyself,my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and theentirekabadi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one millionmen in
Topic : iF i CaTcH u....
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One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a newgym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms onthe first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. Theylead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars andladders and tell him to wait a minute.He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, her
Topic : Cool Facts about Human Body
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Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. You use 200 muscles to take one step. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mo
Topic : AgE of FuNNy ShayaR| gone!!!!RE@D C0MpUtEr $h@y@r|....
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Computer Shayari Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gifAisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your facePar dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk spaceMain tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crashJo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar doongaTu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doongaCompany kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely hainProblem hai ki bus voh...read only hainShayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
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