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Topic : watch it guys
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MY REACTION WHEN I CHECKED MY JEE MAIN RESULT OoooooOooooH ........... HOHOHO! .......... iiiiiiiiiiiiiii diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt ........... yeeeeeeeeeesssssss .... iiiiii diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt finaaaaaaaaaalyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy .......... hooooooooooooooooorayyyyyyyyyy ............. all my efforts have come out to be effective ......... dekho jara yaaaaaaaaaron .................... listen everybody ................. hehehehehehuhuhuhuhahaha .......... iiiiiiiiii made it come true ............... yippppeeeeeeeeeeeee ............... iii........... i .. diid iiiiiiiiit ........... I SAVED Rs.1800
Topic : Funny murder case...MUST READ...Very interesting
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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AFS President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story. On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed j
Topic : cool jokes !sure to burst out laughing
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hope this article wud make u laugh , n atleast bring a sweet smile onto ur face this is not to hurt the sentiments of anyone but jst 4 fun Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has clock tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says “Yes”. “Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder”.The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day, the Sardarji is again walking along the s
Topic : Just Chill !
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With this article I am completing my 500 th post.! A pleasant journey at goiit indeed...Thanks to all my teachers, seniors and goiit users.Here I am sharing some chillers (can't call these thrillers!). Keep going. A chemist , an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms.The chemist woke up,saw the fire,ran over to his desk , pulled out his chemistry handbook and began working out chemical equations. After a couple of minutes he threw down his pencil ,got a graduated cylinder out of his suitcase , and measured out a precise amount of chemicals ,dissoved it in wa
Topic : Binary
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There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't... rate me if you are 1
Topic : LETS SEE HOW SMART U ARE ???
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I 'm sure you are gonna love this THERE WAS A SARDAR WHO TOOK PART IN A QUIZ COMPETITIONThe questions are as follows:1) How long was the 100 yr war?A) 116B) 99C) 100D) 150Sardar says "I will skip this"2) In which country are the Panama hats made?A) BRASILB) CHILEC) PANAMAD) EQUADORSardar asks for help from the University students3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?A) JANUARYB) SEPTEMBERC) OCTOBERD) NOVEMBERSardar asks for help from general public4) Which of these was King George VI first name?A) EDERB) ALBERTC) GEORGED) MANOELSardar asks for lucky cards5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean , has its
Topic : Guru Einstein !! ............. Science is Very Humourous !!...........Part 4 !!
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Koochi Koochi Koo !! Einstein Aaiela Hai , Apun ka Dimaag Chakraaeila Hai !! Kya Aapkaa Bhi ??(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)(9)(10)
Topic : 7 scientific ways to catch a lion - can help in IIT 2008
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>1. Newton's Method:> Let, the lion catch you.> For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.> Implies you caught lion .>-------------------------------------------------------------------------> 2. Einstein Method:> Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.> Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also> run faster and will get tired soon.>>
Topic : TRICK TO REMAMBER PERIODIC TABLE
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Hello friends this is my first article. hope you will like this is blockwise1. H Li Na K Rb Cs Fr Halina Ki Rab Se Feryad2. Be Mg Ca Sr Ba Ra
Topic : pJ
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Killer PJs bck..Loll...:-P1.Agr ho bimar to dhundo chemist,,My nem s Khan m nt a terrorist..2.raat k 2 bje baji ghar ki bell,,Maine Gate Khola, Chowkidar bola ALL IZZ WELL..3.Karna padta h apne kharcho pe kabu,,Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jano ramesh babu??4.Tum bin hum kaise ji payege,,"Aayenge.! Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"5.Cal karne se pehle blnce jachna,,Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna..!:-P:-P
Topic : Catchy Quote for all geniusesss
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whenever you are not practising, remember, there is someone practising somewhere in this world....and when you meet him, he'll win!!!!!
Topic : 99 Rajnikanth Jokes..
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hey guys take ur mind off studies for sometime and have fun :)no offense to rajnikanth fans.But before some humour, go through some helpful articles given below.1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VC
Topic : A good one
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Father: This year u must get 80% Marks.Son: U dont Worry dad, i shall get 90%.Father : Mazaq mat kro... ... Son: shuru kis ne kiya???? ----------------------------------------------------------------An English professor wrote the words :" A woman without her man is nothing"on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."All the females in the class wrote:"A woman: without her, man is nothing."Punctuation is powerful :-)
Topic : HA HA HA......................... JOKES .
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1. Whch is d most beautiful feeling in the world?whn u try 2 look at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already looking at u..Location: exam hall; 2.Newton's 5th Law(Exam Law):"Performance Of Boys In The Exam DecreasesWhen The Number Of GirlsIn The Exam Hall Increases. 3.This Is How We Feel While Doing An Exam: Tik Tok.. Tik Tok.. Mind Block.. Pen Stop.. Eyes Pop.. Full Shock.. Jaw Drop.. Times Up.. No Luck.. Oh F**K..!! [sorry}IF YOU LIKE PLEASE ................................................................. YOU KNOW LIKE IT ....
Topic : speed increment on engines
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Hi to one and all, I am balakumar final year mechanical engineering student(ANNA university). considering the cylinder and piston action of the engine,We can only give the power for piston moves towards the bottom dead centre then the piston returns to the top dead centre with any external power or force (due to the flywheel rotation according to the weight balance of the flywhee,l piston returns to the top dead centre),If we can able to give the external power&nb
Topic : hahahhahahahahehehehoooohahahahhe
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Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?.............Socho? kyun?.. ???............................Aur thoda socho....................................................... ............ Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Q) What did the Kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?..........A) Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya... Ek baar Chunnu class main baitha hota hai aur Masterji usse sawal poochte hain. "India ke Capital ka Naam Batao?"Chunnu bahut sochta hai, bahut sochta hai, aur jab thak jata hai to bolta hai."Masterji Nahin Pata"Masterji gusse se laal peele ho jate hain aur Chunnu ko class se bahar
Topic : Sardar is back !!!!!!!
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Manager asked sardar at an interview. ”Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?” Sardar replied: “P-O-S-T-B-O- X.” After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, “DoI look like a foreigner?” Wife: “No! Why?” Sardar: “In London a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’” One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: "any great man born in this village?” Sardar: “No sir, only small Babies!!!” Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who isJayanti When sardar was traveling with hi
Topic : the best jokes.
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so hegave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wakehim up when the station arrived.This guy was a barber, and hefelt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off hisbeard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,andhe went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenlysreamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and wokenup someone else" * * * * * *Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got
Topic : Exam Jokes
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1.Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,Pass hote toh thik hai,Varna insurance claim karva lete…2.Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jayeNa tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jayeNa jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai neNa roya jaye aur na soya jaye3.Roses are red,Violets are blue, I copied your exam paper, And I failed too.EXAMINER: Never mind what the date is, get on with the exam.PUPIL: But, sir, I want to get something right.TEACHER: Why do you always fail your exams?PUPIL: Because I always get the wrong exam paper.EXAM QUESTION: Where are the And
Topic : Chithhi To Bill Gates from Banta Singh
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Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.2. We a
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