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Over Enthusiastic.. A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet." Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?""There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady**********MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on
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submitted by aamil4u (76 m) on 28 Jun 2007 13:33:35 IST (1 comments 82 views)
No paste No Copy Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers. One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he
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submitted by aamil4u (76 m) on 28 Jun 2007 13:31:33 IST (0 comments 51 views)
