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karthik

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Posted on 5 Apr 2007 01:56:01 IST

Topic : CRICKET DEFINITIONS IN CLASS, RIDDLES

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CRICKET DEFINITIONS:- # Class room          :   Pitch # Examinee             :    Batsman # Examiner              :   Main umpire # Paper setter           :    Bowler #Invigilator              :    Leg umpire # Questions          

sahi maha

Hot goIITian

Posted on 20 Mar 2007 15:13:23 IST

Topic : I COULD HAVE BEEN....................

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HI FRENZ I FOUND THIS IN A MAGAZINE THOUGHT IT WAS INTRESTING SO HEHR IAM................. I COULD HAVE BEEN.............                     AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.........          BUT I HATE DIGGING UP THE PAST,                     A FLORIST...............          BUT THEN LIFE IS NOT A BED OF ROSES,           &nbs

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 22:24:19 IST

Topic : GUD JOKE ONCE AGAIN

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Math's Teacher: AMIT, If you have  12 chocolates and youGive 5 to Priya,3 to Anita and4 to KavithaThen what will u get????AMIT: 3 NewGirlfriends Mam!!!

renu m.

New kid on the Block

Posted on 5 Apr 2007 00:49:49 IST

Topic : men & women

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Men:1. All men are extremely busy.2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have oneAround.5. Although they always have one around them, they always try theirLuck with others.6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed offIf the women leaves them.7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from theirMistakes and still try their luck with others.Women:1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expe

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 21:56:32 IST

Topic : REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES

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26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO GIRL FRIENDS1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.6. A dog`s parents never visit.7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.10. Dogs seldom outlive you.11. Dogs can`t talk.12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 22:10:14 IST

Topic : ITS ALL ABOUT GIRL; FRIENDS

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My GIRL FRIEND dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.************My GIRL FRIEND and I were happy for 16 years. Then we met .************A good GIRL FRIEND always forgives her BOY FRIEND when she's wrong.************I bought my GIRL FRIEND a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."I asked her, "Where's the car?"She replied, "In the lake."************The secret of a happy RELATIONSHIP remains a secret.************I haven't spoken to my GIRL FRIEND in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.************My girlfriend told

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 21:54:09 IST

Topic : MODERN RAMAYAN

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Ravan: devi bhiksha deLady: yeh lo swamiRavan: rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de doSo she crosses the line...Ravan: HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi... Ravan hoon !!Lady: main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:27:22 IST

Topic : Girls' relationship with guys

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Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:********% just a friend %Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"Rahul: "Where

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 19:53:43 IST

Topic : read it ..... really gud

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There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?Kid said, "No, papa beats me."Now the judge was in a dilemma and wa

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 19:47:42 IST

Topic : gud joke indeed

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Ek baar ek larka interview dene jata hai.Interview lene wala us ko question puchta hai " Tumhari sabse bari shakti kya hai?"Larka "Meri girl friend"Interview lene wala phir puchta hai " Acha tumhari sabse bari kamzori kya hai?"Larka "Dusro ki girl friends"

Sanchay Gupta

Hot goIITian

Posted on 4 Apr 2007 17:34:18 IST

Topic : dont miss

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When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day.

'',' Off to a nu start!!

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 22:02:35 IST

Topic : Real difference between boyzz & galzzz( shubham's universal law of gal-boysation)

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universal truth about girlzzzz   How a BOY( so sweet) withdraws cash from ATM.1. Park the car2. Go to ATM Machine3. Insert card4. Enter PIN5. Take money out6. Take ATM Card out7. Drive awayHow a GIRL(syapa pain gaya) withdraws cash from ATM1. Park the car2. Check makeup3. Turn off engine4. Check makeup5. Go to ATM6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse7. Insert card8. Hit Cancel9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it10. Insert card11. Enter PIN12. Take cash13. Go to car14. Check makeup15. Start car16. Stop car17. Run back to ATM18. Take ATM card19. Back to car20. Check makeup21. Start car22. Check makeup23. Drive for 1/2 mile24. Release h

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:21:14 IST

Topic : Why student fails in exam???????

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It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an `ONLY 365' days.Typical academic year for a student.1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313days.2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult tostudy. Balance 263 days.3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance126 days.5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days .Balance 81 days.7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.8.

suresh raina

New kid on the Block

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:59:29 IST

Topic : JOKES

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Munna bhai:e circuit automaticaly bole to..circuit: simple hai bhai,ek auto me ek ladki baithi aur ladki ki khopdi bilkul takli , to bhai usko bolenge _auto me takli_  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Koyal ko dekha toh woh kauaa nikladost dosti ke naam par dhabba niklajo humse daru pine ke liye mana karte thei.aaj unhi ki jeb se pauaa nikla. Kisi ko kisi ki judai maar gayikisi ko zindgi ki tanhai maar gayiravan bhi bura aadmi na hota dostonuse to sri ram ki lughai maar gayi.....Q-what happen when lion rore?a-tom and jerry startsDoctor:

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:45:53 IST

Topic : Few Definitions

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School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so thatyou can die Rich.Nurse:  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degreeand a woman gains her masters.Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated byfeminine waterpower.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  theLecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds ofeither"Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Compromi

arvind1990

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 20:59:02 IST

Topic : new love letter!!

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New style of writing a love letter :My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,  You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL ( Believe in the best)  and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles)  for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh )  feeling for me.I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough)  but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS ( The Coolest ones

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:23:39 IST

Topic : JUST DO IT

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Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,Dhoni ko BRYLCREAM lagwao,Ganguli ko CHAVANPRASH khilao,Dravid ko CASTROL bharwao,Yuvraj ko MALAi MARKE LASSI pilao,LEKIN nalayako KO CRICKET MAT KHILWAO.

Kiran H

Forum Expert

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 19:14:55 IST

Topic : FUN ALL The WAY

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Hi   Have Fun!!!! GuesstimateWhen estimating alone is not enough. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the WaterWhen I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this.  Funny Actions  ---  Drawing Your Feelings Carrying a Brush in Your Back PocketThe better to feather your hair with. Burying Obese People in PianosI've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning A Page Does this work? I do not believe it does. Shaking A Handfull of Nuts A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort s

RAKESH JAIN

Blazing goIITian

Posted on 3 Apr 2007 21:14:34 IST

Topic : really good . I will luv her jst lik that

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: Not reallyGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: No wayGirl: What would you choose: your life..or me?Boy: My lifeThe girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her andsays..."The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if youleft.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I

renu m.

New kid on the Block

Posted on 2 Apr 2007 16:34:40 IST

Topic : interesting mail....

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Hi,This is really a great suspense... Read it carefully to know what it is...A man is driving down the road and breaks down neara monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on thedoor, and says, My car broke down. Do you think Icould stay the night?the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asksthe monks what the sound was, but they say, Wecan't tell you. You're not a monk.The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway andgoes about his merry way. Some years later, the sameman breaks down in front of the same monastery. Themonks again accept him, feed him,

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